Life imitates Art ? Pissed off bikers in London who refuse to surrender and are still fighting the introduction of parking charges in the borough of Westminster are mustering forces for a show of strength against the council that introduced them.
An old man was fishing at the riverbank. Along came a frog who said, "If you kiss me I will turn into a beautiful woman and grant you any sexual favour you desire!" The old man thought about it and put the frog in his coat pocket. "Aren't you going to kiss me?" said the frog. "I'm 75, I'd rather have a talking frog!"